I Hate Stripes

frankandhiskind:

Oh dear yes. 

Uhm, this is not an afro. Wtf, tags?

GIRLS LANGUAGE:

• When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
• When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you, grab her and don`t let go.
• When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough, kiss her and tell her you love her.
• When she`s quiet, ask her what`s wrong.
• When she ignores you,give her your attention.
• When she pulls away, pull her back.
• When you see her at her worst, tell her she`s beautiful.
• When you see her start crying, just hold her and don`t say a word.
• When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
• When she`s scared, protect her and make her feel safe with you.
• When she steals your favorite hoodie, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. 
• When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
• When she doesn`t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
• When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up.
• When she says that she loves you, she really does more than you can understand.
• When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.
• When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
• When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
• When she looks at you in your eyes, don`t look away until she does.
• When she says it`s over, she still wants you to be hers.

Fuck this, I had to stop at “when she’s quiet, ask her what’s wrong.” Freakin stupid games, being 13 sucks.

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Bleachy Gaga.

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Nah, we just think about sex more often and keep on playing football or hitting each other in the head with our Neanderthal clubs. 

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Imagínense que invadieran Culiacán.

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victoraugustus:

“With the first glimpse we obtain of it, the dawn of our success shall begin”

Fuck yeah Edgar Allan Poe!

There’s actually a huge pile of books right next to me. Since none of them are closer than the others, lets see what ALL OF THEM say about my oral sex abilities:

1. “Bedell Smith sat at his desk, nibbling the crackers and warm mush on which he survived after his stomach surgery, and his anger mingled with despair.” Legacy of Ashes: The History of the CIA. -Tim Weiner. (hmm.)

2. “No, pero no miraba con ellos hacia parte alguna, los tenía fijos en el vacío del techo.” La insoportable levedad del ser. -Milan Kundera (huh)

3. “Arya made a face at him.” A Game of Thrones. -George R. R. Martin (I’m that bad?)

4. “Arya would glimpse firelight flickering through the trees from the camps of other travelers.” A Clash of Kings. -George R. R. Martin (She’s that distracted?)

5. “Todo estaba previamente trazado.” El laberinto de la soledad. -Octavio Paz (Pffft)

6. “El rey está demente.” El loco. -Gibran Jalil Gibran (Uhm)

7. “Ítaca no tiene lugares espaciosos donde se pueda correr, ni prado alguno, que es tierra para pacer cabras y más agradable que las que nutren caballos.” La Odisea. -Homero (Tal ves Ítaca es código para “entre sus piernas”. Entonces es cierto.)

8. “No animal shall kill any other animal.” Animal Farm. -George Orwell (Which is why I refuse to perform oral if animals are living around there.)

9. “On his black trousers, a narrow lavender stripe traced the line of his leg.” Paris 2005. -Carlo Zezza (Uhm, okay.)

10. “As my taxi groaned away, I saw Gatsby walking toward me across the lawn.” The Great Gatsby. -F. Scott Fitzgerald (Don’t get it.)

11. “Cosa mal hecha y peor pensada, habiendo debiendo de ser los historiadores puntuales, verdaderos y no nada apasionados, y que ni el interés ni el miedo, el rencor ni la afición no les haga torcer del camino de la verdad, cuya madre es la historia, émula del tiempo, depósito de las acciones, testigo de lo pasado, ejemplo y aviso de lo presente, advertencia de lo porvenir.” Don Quijote de la Mancha. -Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra (Dios, juro que no soy tan malo.)

12. “Qu’est-ce que tu me veux?” Le derniers jours. -Raymond Queneau (RIEN.)

13. “Alrededor de este punto es donde ciertas partes de la sociedad entran en conflicto.” El Socialismo Yugoslavo Actual: Teoría y Praxis. -P. Vranicki, R. Supek, M. Kangrga, G. Petrovic et al. (Pffft. Ni que fuera tan debatible.)